The Twelve Days of (Christmas) the Mayan Apocalypse (4)Posted: December 12, 2012
The world is ending soon. We don’t have much time. Let’s figure out what we’re going to do when it all goes to Hell. If you’re new to the Twelve Days of the Mayan Apocalypse, you might want to start here.
Day 4: On The Road Again…
On day three you grabbed your weapon of choice and fought your way west out of New York City into New Jersey. Luckily you found a black Jeep Grand Cherokee and four-wheeled your way across southern Pennsylvania on Interstate 70.
The zombie hordes have thinned over the miles, but you know you’ll run into them again. You pass dozens of people on the side of the road and they are envious that you have a car that runs. You can choose any of them to ride shotgun and help you kill zombies.
Who is your zombie killing partner?
Tallahasse from Zombieland is awesome with a gun, garden shears, or even a banjo. He does have a little problem with Twinkies, but who doesn’t miss those now? He didn’t get zombie kill of the week, but he’d save your butt for sure.
Alice from Resident Evil has those T cells that give her amazing speed and strength. You couldn’t ask for someone more powerful on your side. Unless you have an issue being out zombie bashed by a woman, she’d be a great partner.
Got a better choice? Chime in? Who do you want riding shotgun in your jeep?
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