The Twelve Days of (Christmas) the Mayan Apocalypse (4)

The world is ending soon. We don’t have much time. Let’s figure out what we’re going to do when it all goes to Hell. If you’re new to the Twelve Days of the Mayan Apocalypse, you might want to start here.

Day 4: On The Road Again…

On day three you grabbed your weapon of choice and fought your way west out of New York City into New Jersey. Luckily you found a black Jeep Grand Cherokee and four-wheeled your way across southern Pennsylvania on Interstate 70.

The zombie hordes have thinned over the miles, but you know you’ll run into them again. You pass dozens of people on the side of the road and they are envious that you have a car that runs. You can choose any of them to ride shotgun and help you kill zombies.

Who is your zombie killing partner?

Michonne from The Walking Dead would make a great addition to your team. She doesn’t talk much, but she had good judgment when it came to the Governor and she is awesome with that sword of hers.

Tallahasse from Zombieland is awesome with a gun, garden shears, or even a banjo. He does have a little problem with Twinkies, but who doesn’t miss those now? He didn’t get zombie kill of the week, but he’d save your butt for sure.

Wichita proved she was sly and conniving in Zombieland. She might not have the firepower of the other two, but she has some other qualities that may be valuable after a few weeks on the road.

Alice from Resident Evil has those T cells that give her amazing speed and strength. You couldn’t ask for someone more powerful on your side. Unless you have an issue being out zombie bashed by a woman, she’d be a great partner.

Got a better choice? Chime in? Who do you want riding shotgun in your jeep?

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6 Comments on “The Twelve Days of (Christmas) the Mayan Apocalypse (4)”

  1. Sue P says:

    Oh, I definitely want Alice from Resident Evil riding with me! How many times has she come back after we were all sure she was dead? She is a real badass. And while I may not be good with a rifle or bazooka, I am super behind the wheel of a car! Between my driving and her shooting and fighting, she ought to be able to get pretty far!!

  2. Dawnna Hale says:

    Alice from Resident Evil because she’s tough and smart, but I’m hoping we can follow closely behind Tallahasse because I love music!

  3. I think I would like to have Celine from Underworld, she was bad a$$! She can hold her own against Vampires and Werewolves I imagine Zombies would be a piece of cake!

  4. ellie mack says:

    Alice – without a doubt. I would stick to that chick like glue.

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